Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a treehouse at McDonald's,
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore.
She was crashin' through the guardrail when she shot me,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more.

The judge declared I'd play "Go Fish" forever,
She said to me our love would never die,
But who'd have thought she'd wind up in my Edsel,
She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.

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