Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her outside Fresno in September,
I can still recall that little hat she wore.
She was smellin' kind of funny near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more.

My hamster thought I'd pick my nose forever,
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie,
But who'd have thought she'd blast off while in labor,
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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