Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a treehouse in September,
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore.
She was slurpin' up linguini in her muu-muu,
and I knew that she would be an easy score.

Her rabbi said I'd salivate forever,
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie,
But who'd have thought she'd make it with her dentist,
She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.

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