Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her on probation dead all over,
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore.
She was slurpin' up linguini with Miss Piggy,
and I knew we really lost the last World War.

A Klingon said I'd pick my nose forever,
She said to me her brother's name was Hy,
But who'd have thought she'd turn green on a surfboard,
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

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