Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her on the highway wrestlin' gators,
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore.
She was sobbin' at the toll booth with her cobra,
and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4".

The blood test showed I'd stay with her forever,
She said to me there was no other guy,
But who'd have thought she'd boogie with a robot,
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.

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