Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in the Stone Age sort of pregnant,
I can still recall the neon sign she wore.
She was crashin' through the guardrail with Miss Piggy,
and I knew it was a raven, nothing more.

The blood test showed I'd warp her mind forever,
She said to me her brother's name was Hy,
But who'd have thought she'd yodel while in labor,
She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.

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