Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her incognito at McDonald's,
I can still recall those training pants she wore.
She was slurpin' up linguini with a wetback,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor.

She asked me if I'd have my rash forever,
She said to me her brother's name was Hy,
But who'd have thought she'd blast off with her dentist,
She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.

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