Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

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Nick

I met her in a gay bar ridin' shotgun,
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore.
She was weighted down with Twinkies with her cobra,
and I knew it was a raven, nothing more.

My Pooh Bear said I'd stay with her forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled while in labor,
She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.

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