Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in Sheboygan ridin' shotgun,
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore.
She was slurpin' up linguini with a wetback,
and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4".

The blood test showed I'd warp her mind forever,
She said to me that Rolaids made her high,
But who'd have thought she'd turn green with her guru,
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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