Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her outside Fresno sort of pregnant,
I can still recall those training pants she wore.
She was drownin' in the quicksand near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew that she would be an easy score.

The blood test showed I'd warp her mind forever,
She said to me that birthdays made her cry,
But who'd have thought she'd freak out in her Maytag,
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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