Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a gay bar wrestlin' gators,
I can still recall that purple dress she wore.
She was crashin' through the guardrail with Miss Piggy,
and I knew we really lost the last World War.

The blood test showed I'd stay a dwarf forever,
She said to me that Rolaids made her high,
But who'd have thought she'd run off at her health club,
She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.

This stuff is maintained by Nick Waterman - Email Me