Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her incognito dead all over,
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore.
She was breakin' out with acne by the off-ramp,
and I knew we really lost the last World War.

The judge declared I'd have my rash forever,
She said to me there was no other guy,
But who'd have thought she'd make it on a surfboard,
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.

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