Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in Sheboygan in September,
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore.
She was slurpin' up linguini near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore.

My Pooh Bear said I'd pick my nose forever,
She said to me her brother's name was Hy,
But who'd have thought she'd black out in her Maytag,
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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