Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her outside Fresno wrestlin' gators,
I can still recall the neon sign she wore.
She was breakin' out with acne by the off-ramp,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more.

She asked me if I'd stay with her forever,
She said to me her basset hound was shy,
But who'd have thought she'd black out at her health club,
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.

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