Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a gay bar with Merv Griffin,
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore.
She was crashin' through the guardrail near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor.

The blood test showed I'd salivate forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd turn green at her health club,
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.

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