Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her outside Fresno wrestlin' gators,
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore.
She was chewin' on a hangnail with Miss Piggy,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore.

Her rabbi said I'd pick my nose forever,
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie,
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled while in labor,
She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.

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