Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her on the highway sort of pregnant,
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore.
She was crashin' through the guardrail when she shot me,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor.

The blood test showed I'd stay with her forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd boogie with my best friend,
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.

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