Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her at a truck stop stoned on oatmeal,
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore.
She was breakin' out with acne when she shot me,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for.

I shrieked in pain I'd change my sex forever,
She said to me that birthdays made her cry,
But who'd have thought she'd run off with her dentist,
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

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