Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in Sheboygan dead all over,
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore.
She was talkin' in Swahili by the off-ramp,
and I knew we really lost the last World War.

I promised her I'd warp her mind forever,
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie,
But who'd have thought she'd blast off in her Maytag,
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.

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