Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

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Nick

I met her in a gay bar sort of pregnant,
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore.
She was smellin' kind of funny when she shot me,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more.

I shrieked in pain I'd change my sex forever,
She said to me there was no other guy,
But who'd have thought she'd grovel at her health club,
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.

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