Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her incognito wrestlin' gators,
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore.
She was crashin' through the guardrail but I loved her,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore.

My Pooh Bear said I'd warp her mind forever,
She said to me that birthdays made her cry,
But who'd have thought she'd freak out with a robot,
She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.

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