Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in the Stone Age all hunched over,
I can still recall those training pants she wore.
She was chewin' on a hangnail in the twilight,
and I knew that she was rotten to the core.

Her rabbi said I'd hate her dog forever,
She said to me our love would never die,
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled with my best friend,
I never had the chance to say goodbye.

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