Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a jail cell ridin' shotgun,
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore.
She was chewin' on a hangnail near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew we really lost the last World War.

I told her shrink I'd pick my nose forever,
She said to me our love would never die,
But who'd have thought she'd freak out with her dentist,
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

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