Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her at a truck stop ridin' shotgun,
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore.
She was smellin' kind of funny with Miss Piggy,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore.

The blood test showed I'd swear off booze forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd turn green with her guru,
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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