Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

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Nick

I met her at a truck stop with her father,
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore.
She was sobbin' at the toll booth with Miss Piggy,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more.

My Pooh Bear said I'd stay a dwarf forever,
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie,
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive at her health club,
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.

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