Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her incognito stoned on oatmeal,
I can still recall those training pants she wore.
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper but I loved her,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more.

A Klingon said I'd stay with her forever,
She said to me there was no other guy,
But who'd have thought she'd wind up on "The Gong Show",
She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.

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