Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in the Stone Age stoned on oatmeal,
I can still recall that little hat she wore.
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper with her cobra,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store.

My hamster thought I'd play "Go Fish" forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd boogie in her Maytag,
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.

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