Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her on probation all hunched over,
I can still recall those training pants she wore.
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper with her cobra,
and I knew it was a raven, nothing more.

My hamster thought I'd salivate forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled with my best friend,
I never had the chance to say goodbye.

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