Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in the Stone Age poppin' uppers,
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore.
She was smellin' kind of funny near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for.

The painters knew I'd change my sex forever,
She said to me that Rolaids made her high,
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive with her dentist,
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

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