Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being
this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random
selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!
For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep
singing!
Nick
I met her outside Fresno at McDonald's,
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore.
She was weighted down with Twinkies with her cobra,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor.
My hamster thought I'd pick my nose forever,
She said to me her basset hound was shy,
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive on "The Gong Show",
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.
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