Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in Sheboygan with Merv Griffin,
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore.
She was smellin' kind of funny with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew that she was rotten to the core.

The blood test showed I'd warp her mind forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd run off on "The Gong Show",
I never had the chance to say goodbye.

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