Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in Sheboygan with Merv Griffin,
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore.
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper by the off-ramp,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor.

The blood test showed I'd change my sex forever,
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie,
But who'd have thought she'd blast off on a surfboard,
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.

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