Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her outside Fresno with Merv Griffin,
I can still recall that little hat she wore.
She was breakin' out with acne with her cobra,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for.

I told her shrink I'd play "Go Fish" forever,
She said to me her basset hound was shy,
But who'd have thought she'd grovel on her "Workmate",
She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.

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