Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a jail cell wrestlin' gators,
I can still recall the neon sign she wore.
She was chewin' on a hangnail near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more.

The judge declared I'd pick my nose forever,
She said to me man wasn't meant to fly,
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled while in labor,
I never had the chance to say goodbye.

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