Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a nightmare in September,
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore.
She was slurpin' up linguini in her muu-muu,
and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4".

I promised her I'd change my sex forever,
She said to me her brother's name was Hy,
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled on a surfboard,
She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.

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