Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names

Atomic Fokker Pod
Death Lullaby
Satan's Fokker
Steel Candy Maiden
Golden Pancreas Machine
Clam Wheel
Steel Motor Boner
Coma Pod
Fokker Lullaby
Fire Boner
Burnt Pancreas Head
Monkey Lullaby
Poison Meat
Hexachloride Pod
Love Stick
Fokker Snake
Monkey Head
Children of the Clam Pod
Satan's Monkey Maiden
Smoking Love Machine

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