Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a jail cell wrestlin' gators,
I can still recall the neon sign she wore.
She was sobbin' at the toll booth with Miss Piggy,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for.

My Pooh Bear said I'd have my rash forever,
She said to me her brother's name was Hy,
But who'd have thought she'd wind up in her Maytag,
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.

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