Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her on the highway dead all over,
I can still recall the neon sign she wore.
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper when she shot me,
and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4".

The painters knew I'd live off her forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd wind up with her guru,
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.

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