Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her outside Fresno at McDonald's,
I can still recall that purple dress she wore.
She was crashin' through the guardrail in the twilight,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for.

Her rabbi said I'd hate her dog forever,
She said to me man wasn't meant to fly,
But who'd have thought she'd blast off with her guru,
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.

This stuff is maintained by Nick Waterman - Email Me