Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

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Nick

I met her in a treehouse all hunched over,
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore.
She was smellin' kind of funny with her cobra,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor.

My Pooh Bear said I'd live off her forever,
She said to me that Rolaids made her high,
But who'd have thought she'd turn green with her dentist,
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.

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