Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her incognito wrestlin' gators,
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore.
She was smellin' kind of funny in the twilight,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore.

My Pooh Bear said I'd play "Go Fish" forever,
She said to me there was no other guy,
But who'd have thought she'd blast off on "The Gong Show",
I never had the chance to say goodbye.

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