Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her at a truck stop ridin' shotgun,
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore.
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper on her elbows,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor.

I shrieked in pain I'd live off her forever,
She said to me there was no other guy,
But who'd have thought she'd black out with her guru,
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

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