Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a jail cell dead all over,
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore.
She was chewin' on a hangnail near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew that she would be an easy score.

Her rabbi said I'd change my sex forever,
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie,
But who'd have thought she'd boogie with her dentist,
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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