Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

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Nick

I met her in Sheboygan all hunched over,
I can still recall that little hat she wore.
She was crawlin' through the prairie with Miss Piggy,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for.

My Pooh Bear said I'd live off her forever,
She said to me that birthdays made her cry,
But who'd have thought she'd blast off on "The Gong Show",
She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.

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