Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a nightmare wrestlin' gators,
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore.
She was drownin' in the quicksand with a wetback,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor.

I promised her I'd hate her dog forever,
She said to me she loved my one blue eye,
But who'd have thought she'd make it on a surfboard,
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.

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