Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in Sheboygan wrestlin' gators,
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore.
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper by the off-ramp,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore.

A Klingon said I'd play "Go Fish" forever,
She said to me man wasn't meant to fly,
But who'd have thought she'd wind up with her guru,
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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