Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her outside Fresno stoned on oatmeal,
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore.
She was talkin' in Swahili with her cobra,
and I knew we really lost the last World War.

My Pooh Bear said I'd pick my nose forever,
She said to me her brother's name was Hy,
But who'd have thought she'd yodel with my best friend,
I never had the chance to say goodbye.

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