Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her incognito wrestlin' gators,
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore.
She was crashin' through the guardrail near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for.

The blood test showed I'd hate her dog forever,
She said to me our love would never die,
But who'd have thought she'd run off with a robot,
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.

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