Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her at a truck stop wrestlin' gators,
I can still recall that purple dress she wore.
She was weighted down with Twinkies with her cobra,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more.

The judge declared I'd stay with her forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd yodel on her "Workmate",
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.

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