Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a jail cell with Merv Griffin,
I can still recall that little hat she wore.
She was crawlin' through the prairie on her elbows,
and I knew that she was rotten to the core.

She asked me if I'd pick my nose forever,
She said to me she loved my one blue eye,
But who'd have thought she'd wind up with her dentist,
I never had the chance to say goodbye.

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