Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in Sheboygan with her father,
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore.
She was talkin' in Swahili with Miss Piggy,
and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4".

I knew deep down I'd hate her dog forever,
She said to me that birthdays made her cry,
But who'd have thought she'd black out on her "Workmate",
She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.

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