Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being
this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random
selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!
For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep
singing!
Nick
I met her in the Stone Age wrestlin' gators,
I can still recall the neon sign she wore.
She was breakin' out with acne in her muu-muu,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor.
My hamster thought I'd warp her mind forever,
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie,
But who'd have thought she'd boogie in her Maytag,
I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.
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