Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

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Nick

I met her on the highway with her father,
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore.
She was breakin' out with acne in her muu-muu,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more.

I promised her I'd have my rash forever,
She said to me her basset hound was shy,
But who'd have thought she'd freak out in my Edsel,
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.

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