Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her on probation with her father,
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore.
She was breakin' out with acne but I loved her,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor.

The painters knew I'd have my rash forever,
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie,
But who'd have thought she'd freak out with my best friend,
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.

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