Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her incognito stoned on oatmeal,
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore.
She was smellin' kind of funny with her cobra,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor.

My Pooh Bear said I'd hate her dog forever,
She said to me that Rolaids made her high,
But who'd have thought she'd yodel with my best friend,
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.

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