Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

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Nick

I met her in Sheboygan dead all over,
I can still recall those training pants she wore.
She was breakin' out with acne with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew that she was rotten to the core.

My hamster thought I'd punch her out forever,
She said to me that Rolaids made her high,
But who'd have thought she'd yodel with my best friend,
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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