Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a nightmare ridin' shotgun,
I can still recall that little hat she wore.
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper by the off-ramp,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore.

My hamster thought I'd punch her out forever,
She said to me that birthdays made her cry,
But who'd have thought she'd black out on "The Gong Show",
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.

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