Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a gay bar all hunched over,
I can still recall that little hat she wore.
She was talkin' in Swahili near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor.

A Klingon said I'd salivate forever,
She said to me that birthdays made her cry,
But who'd have thought she'd freak out on her "Workmate",
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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