Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in Sheboygan all hunched over,
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore.
She was crawlin' through the prairie with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor.

I shrieked in pain I'd have my rash forever,
She said to me that Rolaids made her high,
But who'd have thought she'd make it on a surfboard,
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

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