Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her at a truck stop at McDonald's,
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore.
She was crawlin' through the prairie near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew that she was rotten to the core.

My Pooh Bear said I'd pick my nose forever,
She said to me man wasn't meant to fly,
But who'd have thought she'd run off while in labor,
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.

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