Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a gay bar ridin' shotgun,
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore.
She was talkin' in Swahili in her muu-muu,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor.

She asked me if I'd change my sex forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd turn green in her Maytag,
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.

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