Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her outside Fresno ridin' shotgun,
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore.
She was breakin' out with acne with her cobra,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store.

I told her shrink I'd play "Go Fish" forever,
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie,
But who'd have thought she'd wind up on "The Gong Show",
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

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