Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in the Stone Age ridin' shotgun,
I can still recall the neon sign she wore.
She was drownin' in the quicksand near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew that she was rotten to the core.

I promised her I'd have my rash forever,
She said to me that birthdays made her cry,
But who'd have thought she'd make it on "The Gong Show",
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.

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