Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her outside Fresno with Merv Griffin,
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore.
She was talkin' in Swahili when she shot me,
and I knew that she would be an easy score.

My hamster thought I'd play "Go Fish" forever,
She said to me our love would never die,
But who'd have thought she'd freak out with no clothes on,
She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.

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