Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in the Stone Age at McDonald's,
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore.
She was chewin' on a hangnail with Miss Piggy,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for.

The blood test showed I'd stay with her forever,
She said to me that birthdays made her cry,
But who'd have thought she'd grovel with her guru,
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.

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