Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names

Golden Love
Def War
Fokker Head
Satan's Meat Rats
German Love Head
Screaming Coma
Desire Pod
Motor Machine
Coma Stick
Smoking Fokker
Candy Drug
Def Fokker
Love Boner
Meat Boner
Motor Machine
Satan's Death
Fatal War
Steel Coma
Monkey Boner
Screaming Fokker Peppers

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