Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names

Screaming Waste Snake
Fatal Love Snake
Burnt Meat Head
Motor Lullaby
Steel Hexachloride Maiden
Burnt Coma
Fire Rats
Burnt Clam Rats
Fokker Snake
Satan's Motor
Golden Love
Screaming Waste
Screaming Lion
German Clam Wheel
Smoking War
Black Coma
War Machine
Albino Death Ship
Poison Meat Peppers
Black Love Rats

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